Monday, November 14, 2016

There's a Ghost in my Apartment

It attacks whenever I'm gone and no one is at home. One minute my things are in one place, I leave, and then when I return, everything is rearranged. It is so spooky. I'm not sure if you've been haunted by the "dirty" ghost, but it haunts me daily.

Usually on Saturday's I clean my apartment. I do the dishes, vacuum the living room, and pick up my clothes off the floor in my bedroom. Then, slowly, the ghost haunts me. It usually starts with the kitchen. Over the next several days, I'll notice that some of the things that I cleaned, are now dirty and sitting in the sink or on the counter. Then, the ghost moves to the living room: socks, shoes, and jackets begin to litter the floor. Then my bedroom, over the course of several days, my clothes again appear on the floor. How does this happen every week? I'm not sure...

The ghost isn't biased either, it also haunts my wife. Her clothes will be all picked up one day, and then it's almost as if a bomb exploded in her closet and they're all on the floor. It's beginning to unnerve me. How does one get rid of this ghost? How does one keep their home permanently clean?

Maybe I'll never find out. Maybe this ghost will follow me throughout my life. I hope not. But, someone please tell me how to work with this beast!

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